So Where Do You Think She Is?

Reports have shown that Megan has been a prisoner in her own mental chamber for more than a week now.

She has been bumming herself to death. Doing routine chores each day with the same order as shown:

1. Waking up at 11 in the morning.
2. Reading J.K. Rowling's 6th book on her always dependable mobile phone.
3. Turning on her computer and checking her Facebook account.
4. Having breakfast in front of her mini Facebook games.
5. Having lunch an hour after that.
6. Simultaneously "doing" Facebook and Multiply till dusk.
7. Taking a bath complete with a bunch of cheap loofahs and unnecessary toiletries.
8. Watching some Disney and Nickelodeon cartoon greatness.
9. Eating measured dinner for dietary reasons but still tends to break the 1-cup-limit.
   
10. Watching some soap opera crapness which she finds terrifyingly amusing.
11. Drinking a cup of Lipton green tea or a glass of "non-fat" (which according to her mom is a perfect cure for her insomnia) milk paired with a pack of chocolate Sponge.
12. Doing her Facebook and Multiply again.
13. Cleaning herself for the sake of her precious bed mattress.
14. Reading J.K. Rowling's 6th book on her always dependable mobile phone, again.
15. Drifting herself to her own world.

And because this is a day-to-day-routine procedure (redundancy intended), Megan had shown signs of the following:

1. Unacceptable weight gain.
2. Ever prevailing writer's block issues.
3. Intentional Hypersomnia.
4. Unexpected desire to go out.
5. Something that has to do with the antonym of the word "stress".

She doesn't seem to know when will this bum period will end. But I'll keep you posted if ever she'll break this miserable cycle.